Thursday, November 30, 2006

Where haven't we been?

We last spoke to you all from the lovely, if nutty, city of La Paz. Often claiming to be the hightest capital city in the world, it sits in a bowl of mountains at about 4,000m (13,oooft). Helpful hints at altitude: take small steps; do not attempt to run up stairs; eat and drink in moderation (Damian!); don't smoke; be very careful when you open a bottle of pop (Julia!).
La Pax teems with markets. We saw one street that was devoted to confetti, another to popcorn; and all sold, more often than not, by ladies in bowler hats and enormous skirts. And we thought the eighties were odd.
Boliovian prices are extraordinarily low.
660ml bottle of local beer - 60p.
Room for the night - four pounds
Two course meal in a local restaurant - 40p
Slap-up steak dinner in a plush restaurant, with unlimited salad bar and more chips than you could possibly eat. 10 pounds. For three people.
When we arrived in Peru, we were appalled to be charged a pound each for a meal.











Oof! Sorry it's taken us so long to sit down and blog again. We've been busy, busy busy.





Since we last wrote, we have flown with the Bolivian military to the mighty Amazon basin. In the steamy town of Rurrenabaque, we set off in a dug-out canoe to play with pirhannas (ooo!), alligators (ooo-oo!), dolphins (aaah!) and mosquitoes (ouch!). We spent two nights under canvas, went on hunts for anacondas and sang to the pink dolphins (they seem to take a liking to Damian's Bobby Darin impression).





Here's Dames stealing a banana from a relative (Damian's in the foreground).





When we got back from the jungle, Jules and Dames dressed for action (thanks John and Marie, for the Guinness T-shirt). We spent the next afternoon happily dangling from the canopy on a series of zip-wires, suspended 40m/130ft above the ground. One of the lines was more than 200m/1300ft long (Damian screamed like a girl).





First one to make a pirate comment gets a lick of the cat.




Damian gets into a fashion argument with an ex-Guinnness advert.



The Lady in the Van.
The Other Lady in the Van.


All our luggage is on that bus. On that bus is all our luggage. That bus, on that flimsy raft, contains all our luggage. Not that we were worried at all.






Here is a picture of Julia eating a banana. No camera tricks. No bribery, except, perhaps, te chocolate sauce. No llamas were harmed in the taking of this picture.



Here is a picture of a Digger on a Train. Hello, Oscar!
We took a (dodgy) bus to Cusco, in Peru. And, after a night's cocktails, we headed off at some ungodly hour on the Inca Trail. Six thousand steps, drizzling rain, scorching sun, bouts of flatulence and attacks by marauding llamas could not keep us from our stated goal of well-cooked chips and a decent cup of tea. Oh, and the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu.


Dames tries to remember the words to "Val-de-Ri"



Although it occasionally drizzled, Julia never let her sartorial standards slip.

Day three. Yes, it was absolutely stunning.

Oh look. More ruins.


Julia demonstrates the correct attire for incidents of llama attack.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

The High Life

We have spent the last week travelling through Lauca National Park in the North of Chile. At altitudes of over 5000m above sea level, it has been a serious test of endurance. And gin.
Who says coca tea doesn't fix all ills?

Subsidence. What subsidence?

Our humour has matured greatly during our travels.

And we have developed spiritually to a Zen-like state.

Sort of.

Note the classy surroundings, particularly the backdrop.

Guess what? It's a mountain. At 6500m above sea level, it makes a molehill out of Mont Blanc.


Look! They get everywhere.


Monday, November 06, 2006

Andean Wildlife

And you think Dale Winton has a fake tan?
About twenty minutes away from our hostel in Putre are some hot springs. We've managed to laze about in them for an hour or so each day so far. Why break the habit?
What this picture conceals, however, is just how pink Dames' sunburn is. For a man of above-average (so he claims) education, it is astonishing how he failed to realise that taking most of your clothes off at midday, a few degrees south of the Equator at 4,300 metres above sea-level will result in painful reddening of the skin.
Ow.
Ouch.
Ooo.
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Julia tells us just how close she came to actually catching a llama. Please note the stylish headgear.

Ask Dames for his impersonation of a llama evacuation. Spookily accurate, we think you'll find.

We walked for three hours in this desert. Guess what? It was desserted, or Angel Delighted. NB, large mountains to the rear are the Andes Proper. We're at about 5,000 metres, here.

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Don't eat these. Not if you want to sleep, anyway.

Each of us had spent a good half-hour stalking these furry beasts. We drove up to this one and he started to pose. Bastard.

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Rabbits, Jim, but not as we know 'em. Particularly unbothered about humans walking up and snapping them. Yes, that's right: Dames and Jules are now officially wabbit-botherers (before, you only suspected such).

Please note long tail. Deviants.

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Yes, it is this pretty up here. The landscape veers from relatively lush to numbingly-barren within a few yards' walk. Wouldn't build a holiday home here. It's three thousand miles from the nearest KFC. Kentucky Fried Llama, anyone?

Friday, November 03, 2006

Party time in Arica, Chile

Roberto's Hallow'een Party
Thanks for a great week, dude.
Freeze! Or we'll get into focus.


Our gentle host, Roberto.


"...and then you give it a little twist. Like this..."

Adios, amoebas!


Dames finds his vocation.